Hit play. Read. 

 

[Intro: $4.99 Subscription]

Twitter users

You are now payin’

For content

You gotta pay for it

 

[Verse 1: User With No Money]

I just wanna tweet and scroll the feed

Catch all the news in my lists

Trolls drive me crazy, but Twitter, I

Need to get my content for free and 

You already provide everything I need and I

Like your website, I don’t want to pay for this content

I know you you’ve got some questions to ask

And I hope you don’t turn into pay to play, Twitter bird

 

[Chorus: $4.99 Subscription]

Twitterrrrrr, it’s easy to see all the tweets now

Would you pay for the site you really love? 

Would you pay $4.99 to see exclusive content?

Twitterrrrrr, it’s easy to see all the tweets now

Would you pay for the site you really love? 

Would you pay $4.99 to see exclusive content?

 

[Verse 2: User With Over 10,000 Followers]

If I started charging tomorrow, would you still follow me?

If I wanted super followers, would you still retweet me?

If I put up a paywall and offered exclusive tweets

Could I count on you to be there to support me financially?

If you went from nothing to getting a supporter badge

Would you like that perk and share with your friends?

If I shared really cool Fleets to only you, would you be by my side?

If it was time to watch my work, would you be down to ride?

I got questions and concerns, tweets and fleets

I’m askin’ questions to find out how you feel inside

If I ain’t tweet ‘cause I instead get paid on YouTube

Would you leave and to tell your friends to unfollow me?

On the site, if you had Twitter Spaces, would you like that?

If I wrote you a special tweet, would you reply back?

Now we could have a little conversation, you know, engage

And I could offer deals and discounts, I know you like that

 

[Chorus: $4.99 Subscription]

Twitterrrrrr, it’s easy to see tweets now

Would you pay for the site you really love? 

Would you pay $4.99 to see exclusive content?

Twitterrrrrr, it’s easy to see tweets now

Would you pay for the site you really love? 

Would you pay $4.99 to see exclusive content?

 

[Outro: $4.99 Subscription]

Could you tweet in a Bentley?

Could you @ me on a bus?

I’ll tweet 21 times and you gotta pay

Could you tweet me in a Bentley?

Could you @ me on a bus?

I’ll tweet 21 times and you gotta pay

 

Ummm…yeah. Twitter announced Super Followers.

 

Clubhouse Takes Of The Week

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Bringing you the hottest takes on the newest social media platform since…well, the other hundreds of “next hottest social media platform” hypes. We’re pretty bullish on Clubhouse – check out our take on it in our 2021 Marketing Trends blog.

 

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Two all-time classics.

Hate (I Really Don’t Like You) – Plain White T’s

MMMBop – Hanson

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